Update: Shrykeman has left the following comment with the recipe:
Shrykeman here. I sadly can not take credit for the construction of this tasty masterpiece, but I can post the recipe from my friend anna who did.
The key lime filling:
3 egg yolks
14 ounce can of sweetened condensed milk
1/2 cup of lime juice
Mix, try not to eat the filling raw, pour into a graham-cracker crust, and bake at 350 for 15 minutes. To keep from eating all the strawberries while it bakes, start the chocolate topping:
1/2 stick of butter
1/4 cup of sour cream
2 HEAPING tablespoons of cocoa
Cook this over medium heat, stirring constantly. When fluid and very fragrant, turn off the heat. Add powdered sugar to taste, a little at a time to keep it from getting too sweet. Restrain yourself from eating it all with a spoon. Pour this over the finished pie. Let the pie sit at room temperature for 10 minutes, then chill. Top with strawberries and oreos. Devour without the use of your hands.
Now if only it regenerated.
